Duke Nukem 3D review

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Did you ever play a game as a kid? Maybe Super Mario? Maybe Doom? Everyone has a game that they played a kid, and when they play it again, they get an instant rush of nostalgia. That's the same sort of feeling i get one i play my favourite game:
Duke Nukem 3D.
This game was released in 1996, when i was two years old. So i didn't have the oppurtunity to play it back then, but later on when i was about 8 my dad got this game and i was hooked!

The gamepay is simple, get from point A to point B and shoot a bunch of bad guys. Right from the start you can choose between 3 different chapters they all have about 9 levels and and the last stage you fight a big ass boss!
The levels are very different from eachother and if you've beaten a level once, you never fortget it! There's also secrets hidden everywhere so you have to keep your eyes open in order to find some extra guns!

Seekrit stash, lol!

As you progress you get more and more weapons, but nothing, no weapon in any game can beat the allmighty RPG! Oh yeah this baby will blow the enemies in to a gory pixelated mess!

Now you see me, now your DEAD!

Here's a top ten list of all the weapons in this game:
10: Foot
9:Freezer
8:Booby traps
7:Pistol
6:Machine gun
5:PipeBomb
4:Shrinker
3:Shotgun
2:The devestators
1: RPG

The character "Duke Nukem" is the kind of guy who just want to kick some ass and get some boob. You constantly hear him say catch phrases, which seem pretty cheese and over-the-top but I like it that way. most gaming characters don't even have a voice these days!
But anyways let's get back to the case, Duke is a middle aged guy who's an action packed total badass, kind of like an american Arnold Schwarzenegger of gaming. He gets different missions in every Chapter, but it all comes down to shoot some bad guys, kick some ass and get some babes!

BOOM HEADSHOT!

Now of course if any old game get popular over the years it must get a remake and "sigh" of course this didn't make an exception in Duke Nukem 3D. So "Duke Nukem high resolutin pack" aka "eDuke3D" (don't ask.) And all i can say is: IT BLOWS
The original is awesome, classic and looks like an old sweet FPS. But the remake is just @$$! It seems like everything got r@ped by horrible polygons. Even if you are a fan of all high quality crap this will not fill your needs.


Duke nukem 3D:
10/10 Instant classic, awesome gore, cheesy over-the-top voice what more do you need?
eDuke3D:
4.5/10 okay remake but if you're gonna make a remake of Duke Nukem 3D make it GOOD!
The only reason to get it is:

Badly animated 3D polygons of breasts? oh yeah.

'til the next time:
Me iz outta hier!